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  2. The 2017 Ikea Catalog considered as dystopian urban microapartment futurism

    mostlysignssomeportents:

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    The new Ikea Catalog is making a big bet on very small living spaces – the kind of place that costs more than half your monthly salary but is too small for a dinner-table, let alone a separate room for your kids, who are supposed to sleep in a bunk-bed in the living room (“Why would a child on the verge of pubescence need privacy anyway?”).

    John Brownlee’s chilling tour of the Ikea Microapartment Dystopia is especially good when counterposed against the catalog’s own copy: if there was ever a layer of bullshit icing on some soylent green cake, it is this, and Brownlee’s merciless fisking is just what it needs.

    https://boingboing.net/2016/08/24/the-2017-ikea-catalog-consider.html

     

  3. tupacabra:

    when he says he wants to do it bareback

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  7. JULY 12, 2016

    fuckinghomepage:

    IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW CHAMELEON SALIVA IS 400 TIMES MORE STICKY THAN HUMAN SALIVA?

    WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

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    THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MILKMAID IN THE FUCKING WORLD. more>>

    EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

    FRUGAL SKILLS EVERY MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD KNOW. more>>

    FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

    FOR ALL YOU POKEMON GO LOVING BASTARDS. more>>

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    INSTANTLY PRINT SHIT FROM YOUR PHONE. more>>

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    ALL THE FUCKING TRAVEL NUMBERS. more>>

    AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BEFORE HISTORY? more>>

    SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

    SHINING A LIGHT ON HELL’S KITCHEN. more>>

    (Source: fuckinghomepage)

     

  8. thebootydiaries:

    hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

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  9. classicalconditioningblog:

    willy wonka & the chocolate factory (1971)

     
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